The Tribe season 1 episode 17 script

Ebony: Think your all cool huh always did think he was a real cool dude right Bray come on Bray all you gotta do is tell me what I wanna know and then maybe you and me

Bray: In your dreams Ebony

Ebony: You wouldn't say that if you knew my dreams

Bray: I can imagine

Ebony: Can you such a nice clean living boy like you what's it feel like Bray what's it feel like to know that I can do anything I want with you, I've got plans for you

Zandra: Here comes the bride da ra da da look everybody look what I got

Chloe: Wow Zan

Patsy: It's beautiful

Salene: It's nice did Lex give it to you

Zandra: Yeah he found it in the antique shop

Salene: That's generous of him

Zandra: Isn't he great

Salene: Yeah

Zandra: Look Trud what do you think Trudy

Trudy: Leave me alone

Zandra: Oh come on Trud it's my big day don't be a wet blanket

Trudy: I said go away

Zandra: Alright then

Salene: Don't worry about her she's got other things on her mind

Chloe: I expect she's jealous

Zandra: Yeah I bet she wishes it was her that was getting married

Chloe: I think it's exciting

Patsy: Me too I've never been a bridesmaid before

Chloe: I have for my auntie it was great

Zandra: Well you'll both make lovely bridesmaids won't they Sal

Salene: You bet

Zandra: And Paul we'll dress him up like a real little page boy

Patsy: A page boy

Zandra: I remember one of those glossy mags there was this picture of a big wedding and the page boy was wearing little silk knickerbockers and buckle shoes

Chloe: Wait till I tell him

Patsy: He'll hate it

Jack/Dal: Do do do do, do do do do, do do do do

Lex: Yeah, yeah very funny guys, your suppose to be on guard duty Dal

Dal: I was helping Jack with this

Lex: What is it

Jack: I had an idea we might be able to rig up a battery charger

Dal: So we don't have to keep going outside and nicking them from cars

Jack: That is getting seriously dangerous

Lex: It's dangerous if we don't keep up our guard rota

Jack: We've got the alarm Lex that'll warn us

Lex: If it works

Dal: Relax your getting nervous

Lex: Nervous me about what

Dal: You know getting married it's a big step

Jack: Yeah total surprise didn't quite see you as a dutiful husband somehow

Lex: Don't mean nothing

Jack: Oh really well I thought

Lex: Ryan said it's not a proper ceremony is it not the real thing I can dump her anytime I feel like it

Dal: Does Zandra know that

Lex: No and you two aren't gonna tell her either

Tai-San: Look isn't it beautiful

Amber: Yeah beautiful

Tai-San: It's real crystal you know

Amber: Yeah what are you doing

Tai-San: Looking for stuff for the wedding ceremony I want it to look you know special

Amber: Why so it can make you look good

Tai-San: No for Zandra it is her special day

Amber: Oh I thought perhaps it was suppose to be your special day

Tai-San: Hey come on Amber

Amber: You come in here trying to take over messing with people's lives

Tai-San: This marriage was meant to be it's what they want

Amber: Is it

Tai-San: Well what Zandra wants have you seen her she's like a little kid

Amber: Zandra is a little kid she hasn't thought about it

Tai-San: Loosen up will you doesn't matter why she thinks she's getting married what counts is the spiritual dimension

Amber: Spiritual

Tai-San: The whole tribe this marriage will help bond everybody together in greater harmony

Amber: I don't see how

Tai-San: We can develop a group ora like a cocoon surrounding and protecting us from the perils of the world

Amber: It'll take a lot more than a cocoon to protect us from the Locos

Tai-San: Not if we have faith if we believe in ourselves strongly as a group

Amber: Come on Tai-San get real we're talking about life and death here

Tai-San: Right and there's more to life than just surviving we need spiritual values love you should try love Amber

Amber: And get hurt anyway there's not much choice around here is there

Tai-San: No I think perhaps you've already made your choice but you won't admit it for one reason or another

Ebony: Look at them Bray they can hardly wait

Bray: Like vultures

Ebony: No hyenas waiting for the lion's to finish

Bray: So why don't you

Ebony: You haven't told me where Zoot is where is he Bray what happened to him

Bray: I can't tell you

Ebony: Where is he where's Zoot

Bray: What's the matter Ebony scared if he comes back you might not be leader anymore

Ebony: No

Bray: Forget it Ebony he's not coming back

Ebony: How do you know that, tell me

Salene: There that looks great on you Zan

Zandra: You reckon

Patsy: It's beautiful it makes you look like a princess

Zandra: That's what I'm gonna be maybe a queen Lex's queen at the head of the tribe

Patsy: Will you have to wear a crown

Salene: Only on special occasions aye

Zandra: Special occasions a crown

Amber: Good grief what's going on in here

Salene: Hi Amber missing out on all the fun

Zandra: There how do I look

Amber: Lovely your really going through with it then

Zandra: Course I am it's what I want more than anything

Amber: You don't think that maybe Lex is trying to take advantage of you

Zandra: No and it wouldn't matter if he was I'd do anything for him

Amber: If I know Lex he'll want you to be his personal slave

Zandra: No he won't he loves me to much he wants to take care of me

Amber: He'll want you to look after him more like, he'll have you running around after him fetching and carrying for him bringing him tea in bed and all that kind of stuff

Salene: Lighten up will you Amber it's just a bit of fun

Zandra: No it isn't I love him

Amber: I'm sure you think you do

Zandra: What do you know your just jealous cause you can't get a man of your own

Amber: Well I wouldn't marry Lex that's for sure

Zandra: And he wouldn't marry you, your nothing but an old sour puss and i've a good mind not to invite you to the wedding

Salene: Hold on this is suppose to be a happy day

Amber: I'm sorry Zandra I want you to be happy really I do I just don't want to see you get hurt because I care about you okay

Zandra: Alright then you can come to the wedding

Amber: Thanks I wouldn't miss it for the world, what

Zandra: Oh no we're being attacked it'll spoil everything

Lex: Amber keep the women and children upstairs, Ryan, Jack, Dal lets go

Amber: Salene take care of the little ones come on Zandra hurry up we need to build a barricade

Zandra: Is Lex still there

Amber: No why

Zandra: He musn't see me before the wedding it's bad luck

Lex: Okay Ryan you and me will go down if there's anybody there we'll deal with them right

Ryan: Right

Lex: Jack, Dal you stay here just encase okay

Dal: Okay

Amber: Zandra keep it coming

Zandra: I've broken one of my nails

Amber: You'll get a lot more than that broken if the Locos get in, hey where's Tai-San

Zandra: Tai-San, Tai-San

Tai-San: Here I am

Amber: Where have you been can't you hear the alarm

Tai-San: I've been meditating preparing myself for the wedding ceremony

Amber: If we get attacked there won't be any wedding now give us a hand

Tai-San: There's no need

Amber: What do you mean

Tai-San: I sense no danger

Amber: What so you saw it in your crystal ball

Tai-San: I don't need a crystal ball to alert me to the presence of evil

Amber: Never mind all that just get stuck in

Dal: Well

Ryan: Nobody there

Lex: No sign of any break in

Jack: Oh must be a fault somewhere in the system

Lex: And you call yourself a techy

Jack: Well it's not that easy when I haven't got the right kit

Lex: Just fix it

Bray: Hey whose there

Lex: It's okay everybody it was just a false alarm

Salene: We're not being attacked

Lex: No Jack and Dal's famous early warning system failed up yet again

Amber: Great so we did all this for nothing

Tai-San: I told you there was no danger

Zandra: She did to how'd you know Tai-San

Tai-San: I would have sensed it

Amber: Yeah sure you would come on everybody we might as well get this lot cleared up I suppose you'll be to busy preparing yourself to lend a hand

Salene: The wedding there's still so much to be done

Zandra: Lex are you still there

Lex: Yeah why

Zandra: Go away

Salene: You musn't see her

Lex: Suits me I mean what do I care if they wanna do it all themselves, hows it going down there

Jack: We've found the fault

Dal: We think

Lex: Can you fix it

Jack: Yeah no problem

Lex: For Pete's sake turn it of

Jack: Sorry

Lex: Come on we might as well go upstairs and put our feet up

Ryan: We can't go back up there you heard what they said

Lex: Oh it's stupid women stuff

Ryan: But if it's what Zandra wants

Lex: I'm not gonna stay down here all day look you can go up first and make sure the coast is clear okay

Ryan: Suppose so listen Lex

Lex: Yeah

Ryan: You do want this wedding don't you

Lex: Yeah

Ryan: You do love her

Lex: Yeah of course I do

Ryan: I mean really love her not just want to you know

Lex: Would I be marrying her if I didn't love her

Ryan: I don't know that's what I'm asking cause if I thought you were gonna mess her about or anything

Lex: Don't worry she'll be safe with me

Ryan: You promise

Lex: Would I lie to you, your my best mate Ryan

Ryan: Yeah

Lex: Honest look I asked you to be best man at the wedding didn't I

Ryan: Yeah but

Lex: So why aren't you writing you speech instead of worrying about Zandra

Ryan: Speech

Lex: Yeah the best man always makes a speech didn't you know

Zandra: Oh Sal it's really brill I feel like the queen of Sheba

Salene: Who

Zandra: I don't know who she was but when my cousin got married they played her music queen of Sheba it was wild

Salene: A pity you can't have it today

Zandra: Yeah pity about a lot of things pity my mum can't be here

Salene: Yeah still you got all of us all your mates will be there

Zandra: Doesn't look like Bray will make it

Salene: That stupid Trudy driving him away again

Zandra: I don't know what he sees in her

Salene: He doesn't it's the baby he cares about not her

Zandra: Yeah course it is

Salene: I know he prefers me to her other wise he wouldn't have kissed me

Zandra: Bray kissed you

Salene: Yes and that stupid little cow had a go at him about it that's why he took of

Zandra: Wow Sal what was it like did he mean it

Salene: He meant it alright

Zandra: Is that all you did I mean did you, you know

Salene: No course not he didn't get much chance

Jack: Ryan

Ryan: What's up you got a problem

Dal: Sort of

Jack: Not really

Dal: We've been thinking we ought to do something for Lex

Ryan: I'm always doing things for Lex

Jack: No, no for the wedding

Ryan: I am I've gotta make this speech I'm gonna be his best man

Dal: Great the best man's suppose to organize it

Ryan: What

Jack: The stag party

Dal: When a guy gets married his mates throw a party for him men only

Ryan: Right

Jack: They get him drunk and they play tricks on him

Dal: They strip of his clothes and tie him to a lamp post naked

Ryan: Lex

Jack: Yeah well

Ryan: We haven't got any booze

Jack: No but maybe we could get him a gift

Dal: Like what

Ryan: I can't think I've gotta write this speech and I don't know what to say

Jack: I went to a wedding once and the best man made a lot of jokes about the bridegroom

Dal: No you should say how you hope they'll be happy together and wish them the best of luck

Jack: Wish Zandra the best of luck she's the one who's gonna need it

Ryan: Yeah I'll say how pleased I am for her

Dal: What

Ryan: Lex is promised me he'll really look after her and be a good husband

Jack: Yeah sure Ryan whatever you say

Salene: There you go you look a real picture Zan

Zandra: Thanks Sal

Salene: All ready for your big moment

Zandra: Yeah

Salene: Zan what's up your not getting cold feet are you

Zandra: I'm a bit nervous

Salene: Nervous why

Zandra: Once I'm married I'm gonna have to

Salene: What

Zandra: You know I've never been the whole way

Salene: Really oh right

Zandra: I have to know Sal

Salene: I don't know Zandra

Zandra: Oh I thought you

Salene: No your gonna have to ask someone else

Zandra: But who what about Amber do you think she

Salene: I shouldn't think so she acts so high and mighty I don't reckon she's had much romance in her life

Zandra: No wait a minute Trudy

Salene: No not her

Zandra: Come on

Salene: No Zandra you can't

Zandra: I need to know Trud what's it like

Trudy: Leave me alone

Zandra: Oh come on Trud don't be meany

Salene: Just tell her

Trudy: I don't wanna talk about it

Zandra: I'm getting married I have to know

Trudy: Ask somebody else then I don't wanna know about weddings

Salene: No and you never will either the next wedding round here will be me and Bray's

Trudy: No he wouldn't it's me he cares about

Salene: If he cares so much about you why's he left you again what did you do this time

Trudy: It wasn't me it was you

Salene: Me are you crazy

Trudy: Running after him and kissing him like a tart

Salene: It was him that kissed me I don't have to run after any guy they run after me

Trudy: Well if your so wonderful why do you have to ask me about sex

Salene: Cause we don't go jumping in to bed with anything in trousers

Trudy: I don't I never did

Salene: No just did it to get a baby was that it cause that was the only way you could get to Bray

Trudy: That is not true

Salene: He only wants the baby his brothers baby he doesn't want you

Trudy: No

Zandra: Stop it get of her somebody do something

Amber: Hey, hey, come on stop it, stop it, stop it

Locos: Hey, hey

Tai-San: You should've come to me I'd have told you all about it

Zandra: You would

Tai-San: Listen this is no big deal you know

Zandra: But I thought well you know I mean everybody says

Tai-San: Of course they do sure it's one of life's pleasures

Zandra: But does it hurt

Tai-San: You gotta stay in control

Zandra: How do you mean

Tai-San: I mean don't let the man treat you like an object or a slave that's very important

Zandra: Right

Tai-San: And don't take risks if the guy hasn't got protection say no and anyway you don't want to end up with a baby do you like poor Trudy, Lex stand next to Ryan that's it everyone else form a half circle

Zandra: Wait a minute where's Patsy and Chloe where are my bridesmaids

Salene: Patsy, Chloe come on now

Chloe: Sorry couldn't find Paul anywhere

Salene: Never mind we'll have to do it without him

Zandra: Everything's going wrong

Salene: No it isn't

Tai-San: Are you ready now

Zandra: Yes

Tai-San: Right lets have calm Lex prepare to meet you bridegroom

Bray: What's up

Salene: Bray where have you been we've been so worried

Bray: Hey hold on

Salene: I told you he'd come back I knew he would

Bray: What's going on here

Tai-San: Your interrupting the ceremony

Amber: Lex and Zandra are getting married

Bray: Married why

Tai-San: Because they want to now will you be quiet please so we can get on

Bray: Okay fine

Tai-San: Join the circle everyone join hands we need to combine our energies to create good vibrations and ospition funshui breath and concentrate we must announce the yin and yang in perfect harmony Zandra come to your husband

Lex: I thought you said you fixed that

Jack: I did

Zandra: Look Locos

Lex: get her, just shut it Zandra

Amber: Where are the rest of them

Lex: I don't know

Bray: There may not be any

Amber: Dal switch that alarm of

Dal: I'm not going down there

Bray: I think she may be on her own

Amber: Will someone just switch that alarm of before it brings the whole city in here

Lex: You lot grab your weapons Amber you organize these guys, you stay here and if it's an attack I don't want you behind me come on you three

Caleb Ross

Caleb Ross was born on the 10th of December 1981 in Whangarei, New Zealand he is mostly known for playing the part of Lex in the TV show The Tribe he was a bit of a bad boy and he was really angry all the time.

At the start of the show he got chased by Zoot and the Locos and then he ended up getting locked in a cage by Jack because he was chasing Amber, Dal, Patsy, Paul, Chloe and Salene but they ended up letting him out and he joined them and they all made there own little tribe and called themselves the Mallrats.

He ended up marrying Zandra but they weren't married long before she died in an explosion up on eagle mountain Lex was so upset he wouldn't talk to anyone for a while because he lost two people that day because it turned out that Zandra was pregnant no one knew just exactly how hurt he was until he turned to drink that's all he would ever do day and night but all the Mallrats helped him to fight it.

He then tells Tai-San his true feelings for her then they later get married but that doesn't last long either because first they get separated by the Chosen for a while until the resistance defeated them then just as they are all trying to move on from that the Technos arrived and they took a lot of people away Tai-San included.

Lex thinks she is dead and he starts a relationship with Siva one of the Techno women and Tai-San comes back for a little while but she is now one of the Technos and Lex is really confused because he loves Siva but at the same time he still loves Tai-San Lex has starred in all but one episode of the tribe and that was the one with all the flashbacks to before the virus with Bray, Trudy, Ebony and Zoot

The Tribe season 1 episode 16 script

Salene: Trudy

Trudy: Oh what it's not how it looks, please

Salene: It's not

Trudy: After everything you said to me you little liar, you lied to me

Bray: I don't lie

Trudy: You said there was nothing going on between you and Salene

Bray: There wasn't it just happened a spontaneous spare of the moment thing

Trudy: Don't you dare say it meant nothing

Bray: Look I like Salene and I care about her but I care about you to

Trudy: That suppose to make me feel better is it Bray's little herman i'm lucky enough to be one of his girlies

Bray: Look I can't live this fantasy your creating about us

Trudy: What is so difficult we've got Brady we care about each other what do you want Bray tell me I can be it anything

Bray: What I want is some space and peace and I'm obviously never gonna get it around here

Amber: Hey your up early

Zandra: Things to organize places to go

Amber: You sound like a girl with plans

Zandra: To right man type plans

Amber: I should have guessed so what's Lex in for now then

Zandra: Just a zap of romance it's what's missing in our lives

Amber: And the rest

Zandra: This survival business is all very well but we women need a bit of love and attention at times

Amber: So your gonna bombard him with champagne and roses

Zandra: I'm just planning a cozy candlelit dinner for two whip up something amazing from the food store wear my sexiest number

Amber: I think I get the picture

Zandra: I'll have him whispering sweet nothings in my ear by the end of the evening

Amber: You'll have him hot and bothered more like

Zandra: Fine I can handle Lex

Amber: Me to which makes me wonder

Zandra: What

Amber: Why do you bother

Zandra: We're not all frigid Amber

Chloe: Look what I found in the antique shop

Patsy: We had an atlas like that at school, Miss Jenkins used to make us point and say Paris is the capital of France and Austria's the capital of Holland

Chloe: That's not right it's Amsterdam Austria's a whole different country stupid

Patsy: What's Austria's capital then smarty pants

Chloe: It's, it hasn't got one

Patsy: Course it has all countries have got capitals, Amber

Amber: What

Patsy: Haven't all countries got capitals

Amber: Yes why do you ask

Patsy: Chloe said Austria doesn't have one

Chloe: so what it doesn't matter

Amber: Well Geography's important so we know where we are in the world

Chloe: I know exactly where we are stuck in this stupid mall and I suppose we'll be here forever

Lex: Hiya sexy fancy getting in

Zandra: Now why would I wanna do that

Lex: Warm this cold, cold bed

Zandra: Time you were up anyway

Lex: Says who

Zandra: Can't have our chief of security lying around drooling over Ferrari's

Lex: It's a weird world we live in now before Ferrari's were totally out of reach you had to be a rock star to own one

Zandra: Or go out with one

Lex: Now there's all the Ferrari's you can lay your hand on but no juice

Zandra: Never mind you can still have the things that matter like me

Lex: Depends what you mean by have

Zandra: Lets not get in to that

Lex: Where's the fun in life

Zandra: I can answer that, tonight candlelit dinner for two

Lex: Which two

Zandra: Your a pig

Lex: As invites go I've had better

Zandra: It'll be great your favorite grub food rationing permitting

Lex: Sounds more promising

Zandra: Just you and me alone together

Lex: It's getting better by the minute

Zandra: Do I take that as a yes

Lex: Depends

Zandra: On what

Lex: Whether your gonna wear your feathers and lace

Zandra: You'll just have to wait and see, my place seven thirty and don't be late

Chloe: Up Bob come on lie down Bob, sometimes do you hate it here

Trudy: Yes

Chloe: I do and I hate everyone to except you and Brady, sorry I didn't mean to upset you

Trudy: No it's not you Chloe it's Bray he's gone

Chloe: You mean gone, gone forever

Trudy: I don't know

Chloe: Men aren't good things are they, they always upset you and make you cry

Trudy: The ones I meet do

Chloe: Did you love Bray

Trudy: Do I do love Bray

Chloe: I'm never going to love boys they're to much trouble

Trudy: I wish I'd thought the same way as you

Tai-San: You'll get married very late in life and have three children

Amber: If it's so late when will I get the chance to have three kids

Tai-San: Fate will arrange it for you, you have to trust Amber

Amber: You really believe all this

Tai-San: Most definitely there more things in heaven and earth Horacio than I dreamt of in your philosophy

Amber: Shakespeare Hamlet

Tai-San: You remembered something from school then

Amber: Which is more than can be said for those kids they didn't know what the capital of Austria was

Tai-San: Oops

Amber: So I've been thinking we need to start some lessons

Tai-San: Great idea

Amber: Is that great as in boring or great as in you'll help

Tai-San: You've twisted my arm

Amber: Cool well I'm okay at Maths and English but I'm rubbish at Physics and Chemistry

Tai-San: Forget them

Amber: But they're important

Tai-San: Tell me why

Amber: Well Physics for example Jack's building all sorts of stuff for us to communicate with

Tai-San: All we need to cmununicate is mouths, ears, eyes, heart

Amber: Well fine for in here but what about out there

Tai-San: You've got to learn to deal with present reality Amber right now you and arare all that exists

Amber: Sounds heavy, Tai-San

Tai-San: Yes

Amber: Do you think you can come down of the ether long ougugh to teach the kids they're times tables

Tai-San: I'll try and fit it in between meditations

Amber: Your on

Dal: Trudy do you think Brady needs changing

Trudy: I don't know

Dal: Or maybe she's hungry

Trudy: Maybe

Dal: Trudy what's happened is there anything we can do

Trudy: It's just something Chloe said

Dal: Something Chloe said upset you

Trudy: She asked if Bray had gone, gone like forever

Jack: Well I didn't know he's had gone at all and if he has it's nothing new

Dal: Shut up Jack, he's left you again, did you argue

Trudy: I think I've really done it this time scared him of for good

Dal: I'm sorry

Trudy: I couldn't handle it Dal if he never came back what would I do

Jack: I think the baby's a bit pongy

Dal: Trudy

Jack: I think we better take sprog lit away don't you Dal

Dal: She needs changing

Amber: Like it needs saying

Salene: Why isn't Trudy doing it

Dal: She's sleeping

Amber: You mean she doesn't want to, why not

Dal: She's depressed about Bray

Amber: What's he gone and done now

Dal: He's just gone

Amber: Why they seemed to be getting on really well

Salene: Relationships who can tell

Dal: Anyway we better get going Jack's got a

Jack: Fish to fry

Amber: I am tired of being lumbered with her responsibilities

Salene: It must be hard though

Amber: Why

Salene: Coping with a new born baby and a free spirited guy who doeoesn't know what he wants

Amber: Very sympathetic of you, what do you mean doesn't know what he wants

Salene: Okay I mean who doesn't know who he wants

Amber: You or Trudy what have you done Salene

Salene: It was just one kiss a quick snog I don't know why she's making such a fuss about it

Amber: You kissed Bray

Salene: At Chloe's party we didn't mean to

Amber: That's the most pathetic excuse I've ever heard

Salene: It wasn't an excuse it's a fact and I don't want any lectures tank you

Amber: You realize you could've just crashed the whole group shaky as it is

Salene: Don't be so dramatic Amber guys have dumped girls before and the world survived

Amber: You think he might come back to you then

Salene: If that kiss was anything to go by

Amber: You said it was just one quick snog

Salene: I lied

Zandra: It's amazing what you can do with tuna, tinned beans and mash isn't it

Lex: And I thought I was eating pepperoni pizza

Zandra: Idiot, I'm a women of many talents even if I do say so myself

Lex: You've got a lot babe

Zandra: Go on list them then

Lex: Well you cook you look drop dead sexy and I bet you'd be great in bed

Zandra: Lex don't spoil things

Lex: You know you don't mean that

Zandra: Don't Lex

Lex: I've had enough of this you little tease you know you want it and babe your gonna get it

Zandra: Don't Lex please stop it get of me

Ryan: What are you doing Lex

Lex: Who invited you

Ryan: Get of, get of

Lex: It was her own fault she asked for it

Zandra: Stop it Ryan your strangling him

Ryan: You alright

Zandra: Now how could he

Ryan: I don't know I suppose he got a bit carried away

Zandra: A bit he almost raped me he would have if you hadn't stopped him your a hero

Ryan: Anyone would do the same

Zandra: You saved me Ryan and I'm really truly grateful, one minute we were snogging and next he jumped on me

Salene: What did you expect him to do suggest a game of ludo

Amber: Cut it out Salene can't you see she's still freaked

Zandra: It was so awful I was terrified

Amber: Not half as terrified as Lex will be when I get a hold of him

Zandra: Why what are you gonna do to him

Amber: I haven't figured out something horrible enough yet before he would have been put on trial for assault

Zandra: That's going a bit far isn't it

Amber: He has to to be punished

Zandra: No just forget it please

Amber: Zandra if we let him get away with it what kind of message does that send to the others you want to sleep safe in your bed at night don't you

Zandra: Well yeah but

Amber: But

Zandra: What if it wasn't all his fault

Amber: What do you mean

Zandra: What if I might have been leading him on a tiny bit

Salene: Hard to imagine

Amber: Shut up Salene, so you want him to get away with it

Zandra: I expect he's feeling horribly guilty I'm sure he won't try it again

Tai-San: Lex isn't getting away with it he's really messed up his psychic energy

Salene: Who cares

Tai-San: It's not good for the group bad vibes

Amber: What about Zandra's psychic energy he certainly gave that a bashing

Tai-San: Your right Amber they both need to do something to repair the damage

Zandra: Well I know what I'll be doing staying as far away from him as possible

Tai-San: That's not the answer what you both need is healing communion

Amber: Tai-San's getting weird again what I need is a cup of tea

Salene: Me to

Zandra: So what's healing communion when it's at home

Tai-San: Like marriage

Zandra: You've got to be joking

Tai-San: You won't give him what he wants because your afraid he'll dump you

Zandra: To right he would

Tai-San: Mean while he's so frustrated he's jumping on you

Zandra: Don't remind me

Tai-San: Doesn't marriage solve both problems

Zandra: Well if you put it like that

Tai-San: I'll even perform the ceremony

Zandra: Your serious aren't you

Locos: Priestess power, Priestess power, Priestess power, priestess power,

Ebony: Look get him

Locos: Lets get him

Ryan: You okay now

Zandra: Much better thanks

Ryan: He shouldn't have done it

Zandra: I expect he's hold up somewhere feeling dead guilty

Ryan: Lex

Zandra: Maybe not

Ryan: I brought you this

Zandra: We don't have bath's Ryan but it's a lovely thought I'll keep it for when we do

Ryan: So your single now

Zandra: I suppose so

Ryan: Me to

Zandra: That's right

Ryan: We're both single

Zandra: Yes Ryan

Ryan: I'd take much better care of you than he ever did please Zandra give me a chance

Zandra: You mean us go out together

Ryan: I could make you happy I know I could

Zandra: Your so sweet

Ryan: I didn't wanna be sweet I wanna be like Lex so you'll fancy me

Zandra: No you don't your a far better man than Lex only

Ryan: You don't fancy me

Zandra: I've always gone for the bums it's in my nature if only I could fall for a good guy like you

Ryan: So your saying no

Zandra: I'm saying find a girl that deserves you and I'm really sorry it's not me

Amber: Okay lets try eleven in to one hundred and seventy six, Chloe what do we do first

Chloe: Eleven goes in to seventeen nearly twice

Patsy: Your suppose to say once and six left over

Amber: Well done Patsy come and write that up

Tai-San: What do we do now Paul

Paul: Have some more chocolate

Amber: Paul

Patsy: I know eleven in to the sixty six goes six so the answers sixteen

Chloe: Clever clogs

Patsy: Just because you can't do Maths

Chloe: I could if someone else wasn't always butting in first

Tai-San: Kids this isn't a competition anyway we've all got different talents

Patsy: She's best at sucking her thumb

Chloe: You promised you wouldn't say you promised

Patsy: What's it matter anyway

Amber: it does to her that was unkind

Tai-San: I told you we'd have been better of teaching them about caring and sharing

Chloe: I'm never sharing anything with her

Amber: I think I've gone of this idea in a big way class dismiss

Lex: I'd suppose you've come for an apology

Zandra: That would be nice yes

Lex: Alright I'm sorry but a man can only take so much come on

Zandra: I was only flirting

Lex: Well when it works and I get excited what am I supposed to do

Zandra: Show some restraint and respect

Lex: You should try being a man it's not that easy, you alright

Zandra: Yeah thanks for asking

Lex: I suppose that's it then

Zandra: Not exactly

Lex: You wanna give it another go

Zandra: I want us to get married

Lex: You've gotta be winding me up right

Zandra: No

Lex: How come

Zandra: Tai-San said we'd both be getting what we wanted and it'd be spiritually uplifting

Lex: Oh in that case yeah

Zandra:So what do you say

Lex: I say your completely of your trolly

Ryan: Oh sorry

Zandra: No you stay Ryan I'm out of here

Ryan: You were way out of order you shouldn't treat women like that you

Lex: She just asked me to marry her

Ryan: Not seriously

Lex: Dead

Ryan: But, but there's no one proper to marry you both so it couldn't be real

Lex: Good point, good point

Locos: Get him, get him

Ebony: Tie him up then we'll have some fun

Lex: About this wedding

Zandra: What about it

Lex: Shall we ask Ryan to be the best man

Salene: You certainly got up on the right side of the bed this morning

Zandra: Well it's not everyday you get

Salene: Get what

Zandra: Nothing I promised I wouldn't say

Salene: You are such a tease, sorry that wasn't very tactful not after what you've just been through

Zandra: Oh that's all history

Salene: You certainly forgive and forget pretty quickly

Zandra: Neither actually I took a different approach

Salene: You kneed him in the whatsits

Zandra: I asked him to marry me oh I've told you now

Salene: You what

Zandra: I'm getting married Salene

Salene: What's the catch

Zandra: I don't know what your on about

Salene: I'm on about why

Zandra: Simple Lex and I love each other and want to tie the knot Tai-San's gonna do it

Salene: We're talking the same Lex here the one who ignores you and puts you down and has been known to attack you

Zandra: But that was before we were committed

Salene: You think just because Tai-San's gonna perform some wacky ceremony the guys gonna change

Zandra: It won't be wacky and Lex wouldn't be doing it if he wasn't serious

Salene: So when's the big day

Zandra: Soon as I've got a dress sorted out

Dal: I'm worried about her she's just lying there

Jack: You think she's broken up for good with Bray

Ryan: Relationships who needs them

Chloe: Bray shouldn't keep going of like that anyway he should be a good dad

Ryan: He's not the dad

Chloe: Well a good pretend dad then

Salene: You'll never guess what I've just been told

Jack: Give up what

Salene: Although it was in confidence

Amber: Well keep it that way then

Salene: I can't Zandra and Lex are getting hitched

Amber: They're what

Tai-San: So she took my advice

Amber: This was your idea

Tai-San: She gets her wedding ring he gets his oats

Amber: For a spiritual person you can be amazingly corse

Tai-San: I prefer to call it being grounded

Jack: She needs her head examined I always thought she had a screw loose

Dal: She does love him

Amber: Yeah but he doesn't know the meaning of the word

Salene: The scary thing is she thinks it's gonna change Lex

Dal: Only a knock on the head with a large hammer would change Lex

Amber: And will it mean anything if you do the ceremony

Tai-San: Thanks a bunch

Amber: You know what I mean your not qualified

Tai-San: Your looking to the past again Amber things have changed we are making new rules we're whatever we want to be

Zandra: Hi gang you'll never believe what I'm doing

Locos: Who's the tough guy now

Ebony: Stop, go I need to talk to him alone, I've seen you with Zoot and I wanna know where he is you will answer me because if you don't I'll let the boys have they're fun