Trudy: Oh Bray it’s coming the baby’s coming
Salene: Trudy
Amber: What’s wrong
Bray: The pains have started
Amber: Are you sure
Zandra: What’s happening
Salene: Trudy’s going in to labour
Zandra: She’s having the baby
Lex: Come on it’s a trick where do you think your going
Bray: Trudy’s not leaving here not now
Lex: We voted your out
Bray: Come on Trudy
Lex: I’m not having this
Bray: You’ve no choice
Salene: We can’t throw her out now
Zandra: Suppose it’s true Lex
Lex: True first she was to hungry to go then she was to tired now she’s having labour pains she must think we’re stupid
Salene: Trudy do you think it might be a false alarm
Bray: We won’t know until she’s rested
Lex: Listen to him it’s a put up job they’re in it together
Bray: Get out of the way
Amber: Stop it both of you fighting won’t solve anything what’s wrong
Trudy: My waters have broken
Salene: It’s coming alright
Amber: Come on
Lex: Your letting them in
Amber: We’re not throwing her out now Lex
Ryan: Is she having the baby then
Lex: Having us on more like it
Chloe: Sshh I’ve brought you some milk well it’s not milk really it’s only coffee cream but it tastes just as good come on drink up there’s a good girl they were all to busy shouting at each other as if one more person made any difference
Salene: We need plenty of hot water and towels
Amber: Alright you lot cabarets over everybody out come on make yourselves useful you to Bray
Trudy: No Bray don’t go
Bray: Don’t worry Trudy I’m here
Ryan: Come on place your bets two, two one against a boy you can’t do better than that
Patsy: Chloe you’ve missed everything where have you been
Chloe: Nowhere what’s happening
Patsy: The baby’s coming now
Amber: Do you know anything about delivering babies
Salene: Not really
Amber: Zandra
Zandra: Me your joking
Salene: Never mind births natural isn’t it all we’ve gotta do is follow our instincts we’ll manage
Amber: Suppose something goes wrong
Bray: How long have you been having these contractions Trudy
Trudy: It feels like hours I wasn’t sure what it was at first
Bray: We may not have very long
Amber: How do you know
Bray: Her contractions are quiet frequent and strong we should get ready
Amber: What do we do
Bray: We’re gonna need scissors and rubber bands lots of clean rags and tissues oh and salt
Amber: What you mean you
Bray: Any objections
Amber: You heard the man who’s got some soap
Salene: You’ve got some Zandra
Zandra: That’s my special soap
Amber: Zandra go get the soap
Ryan: I’m taking bets on weather it’s a boy or a girl
Jack: Well what do we use for money
Ryan: You must have something a pair of sunglasses, a pen knife, food
Jack: I’ve got a whistle
Ryan: That’ll do
Jack: Wait what will you give us if it’s a boy two whistles
Ryan: A couple of quid
Jack: Two quid
Ryan: That’s fair
Jack: Where can I spend them
Amber: Ryan what are you doing
Ryan: Nothing
Amber: Well in that case go and find some rubber bands
Ryan: Rubber bands
Amber: Yeah rubber bands for tying things
Dal: Hot water
Amber: Well done Dal
Jack: Hey go easy on the water it’s not gonna last forever
Amber: Can you find these it’s stuff for the baby
Dal: I might have to go outside
Amber: Well be careful Paul, Patsy see if you can find some cloth, sheets, rags anything so long as it’s clean where have you been Chloe
Chloe: Nowhere
Jack: Ask a silly question
Amber: Never mind Jack more water
Jack: Easy with the water once the tanks empty that’s it
Lex: Well in that case we better keep some back then hadn’t we two for little Trudy and one for me
Amber: Shouldn’t she have pain killers or something
Zandra: Lex has got some paracetamol should I go and get it
Bray: Keep panting Trudy
Zandra: I’ll get it shall I, Ryan what are you doing
Ryan: Nothing
Zandra: What have you got in that rucksack
Ryan: Personal items
Zoot: Power and chaos
Locos: Power and chaos
Zandra: Lex
Lex: Oh it’s you
Zandra: I need the paracetamol can I have it
Lex: What for
Zandra: Trudy
Lex: What are you gonna give me for it
Zandra: Don’t start that again
Lex: Oh Zan I’m getting desperate even Ryan’s starting to look appealing
Zandra: I’d go for him if I were you
Lex: What’s wrong don’t you fancy me anymore
Zandra: I know guys like you after they get what they want they split
Lex: Not me Zan
Zandra: And leave the girl pregnant I know where I’ve been I can’t say the same for you
Lex: I’m clean, clean as a whistle you better grab me babe before one of the others do
Trudy: It’s no good
Bray: Your doing fine don’t tire yourself take a break and relax
Patsy: You could tear this up
Amber: You little devils that’s Zandra’s is this really all you could find get that dog out of here
Bray: Where are the scissors they need to be sterilized
Amber: I’ll get on to it how she doing
Lex: Gotcha
Ryan: Lex it’s you
Lex: Just as well isn’t it
Ryan: The others are on to us I thought I’d better hide it
Lex: Good thinking Ryan we wouldn’t want the others getting there hands on it would we
Ryan: No we’ll be alright ex
Lex: Yes Ryan thanks to you we’ll be alright
Zoot: There he is get him
Zandra: You don’t think there’s something wrong do you I mean she’s not going to lose it is she
Salene: She’s just tired that’s all
Bray: Okay Trudy ready for another go
Salene: He’s amazing isn’t he
Bray: Okay push
Trudy: I can’t, I can’t push anymore
Bray: You can okay come on now just one really big effort then you can have another rest come on push
Zandra: I can’t bear to watch
Patsy: Boo
Jack: Stupid kids
Patsy: Should be glad it was only us we haven’t had any lunch
Jack: Oh what do you want
Patsy: What have you got
Jack: Spaghetti
Patsy: Chocolate got any sweets
Jack: No
Patsy: Are you sure
Jack: Yes
Patsy: Well done your secret food store is safe
Jack: Greedy pigs
Patsy: It’s not for us it’s for the baby
Bray: It’s okay Trudy we’ll get there
Amber: Well
Bray: She’s exhausted
Amber: You look pretty tired yourself
Bray: Have you had a break you’ve been great really
Zandra: What’s all that
Chloe: I’m making a present for the baby
Bray: Come on Trudy push
Chloe: I saw some kittens being born once it was major
Bray: That’s a girl come on keep it up
Trudy: I can’t, I can’t
Bray: Push yes you can push
Jack: What’s taking so long
Bray: That’s it your doing it
Amber: It’s head’s appeared
Bray: Keep going, keep going your nearly there Trudy just one more really big effort
Jack: Is he actually delivering it
Trudy:I want my mum
Ryan: Make it a girl, make it a girl
Amber: Ryan do you remember in another lifetime me asking you to get some rubber bands
Ryan: Sorry Amber I couldn’t find any
Bra: Amber come quick, come on yes this is it push
Chloe: Go on Trudy push
Zandra: Maybe we should take over from Bray
Amber: It’s a girl
Ryan: The bank wins come on cough up one whistle
Bray: Mother and baby seem fine and well thanks Amber thanks for letting us stay
Amber: I didn’t do it for you
Salene: Well Trudy do you think your ready for the rebel, alright you can come in now but be quiet
Chloe: I made you a mobile see clangs and everything
Trudy: Oh it’s lovely thank you Chloe
Chloe: Have you got anything for the baby Ryan
Ryan: I knew it was gonna be a girl
Patsy: A whistle
Chloe: Thanks Ryan
Zandra: Can I hold her
Patsy: We brought you some sweets
Salene: This is my present thanks Jack
Patsy: What do you want scales for
Salene: To weigh the baby
Patsy: Why
Zandra: So you know if it’s putting on weight
Chloe: What’s she going to eat
Salene: Milk to start with
Patsy: What breastfeeding
Salene: Yeah then after a few months you wean it on to solid food
Ryan: I hope it likes beans
Salene: Dal is that a cot
Dal: Yeah
Patsy: Did you make it Dal
Dal: Yeah Patsy I’ve just finished weaving it I’m sorry Amber I couldn’t find what I went out for
Trudy: Oh Dal thank you
Salene: Put her in it Zandra
Chloe: What are you going to call her Trudy
Trudy: Don’t know yet
Zandra: I suppose if it was a boy she would have called it Bray, Bray was amazing so cool and everything and the baby
Lex: I’m not listening Zandra
Dal: It’s got hair and everything
Jack: And it’s a great weight
Lex: Sounds like it’ll have a good appetite then
Dal: Here Chloe you can have some of my food I’m not hungry
Chloe: Thanks Dal
Amber: Hope you saved some for me where are you going now
Chloe: Nowhere
Dal: She prefers take away’s
Jack: Here Amber have some of mine
Patsy: Share and share alike
Amber: Thanks
Zandra: I’ll take some for Trudy and Salene
Amber: Just leave them in peace
Zandra: Trudy needs food
Amber: She needs sleep
Chloe: Hello did you miss me sorry I’ve been a long time I’ve been busy there was a little baby born really sweet tell you what after this shall I take you on a walk
Amber: Having a private banquet there Lex you’ve got enough food on that plate to last most of us a week this can’t go on you know all of you and it’s not just food it’s water, batteries everything I mean look at you two playing a computer game
Patsy: Jack said we could
Amber: We’ve got to set up some system of rationing
Ryan: Rationing
Amber: Yes Ryan we can’t afford to waste anything
Lex: We can stop feeding that hound for a start unless of course your fattening him up for later
Patsy: It’s alright Bob come on
Zandra: Stop it Lex
Lex: Well who comes first humans or animals I’m serious we can’t afford to feed animals unless we’re gonna eat them
Patsy: He’s horrible
Chloe: Come on walk on come on, come on we’re going to look for some grass there’s nobody out here good girl
Amber: Can we get back to the rationing please
Dal: Yeah it’s common sense
Amber: Especially now there’s a mother and baby we need to feed
Lex: What
Zandra: Here we go again
Lex: Look we voted to throw them out before the brat arrived
Dal: Well it’s here now
Lex: So
Dal: It’s just, just different
Lex: We all agreed
Zandra: You can throw out a helpless little baby Lex
Ryan: We’ve just given it presents and everything
Amber: Like it or not the babies changed things
Lex: You’ve changed your tune
Amber: Can you throw out a helpless child on to the street
Lex: It’s not our responsibility
Amber: It’s everyone’s responsibility Lex Bray’s right what kind of world are we making if we throw out a newborn child and it’s mother out on to the street
Lex: He has to sort it out he’s gotta fid them somewhere else to live
Chloe: Come on let’s go come on oh Locos we gotta get out of here
Zandra: Bray’s not gonna find another place over night is he not somewhere safe anyway
Ryan: He does need a bit of time Lex
Lex: Yeah time to get hiss feet under the table
Jack: Where is he anyway
Zandra: He’s in with Trudy
Amber: No he’s not
Zandra: Where is he then, what are you laughing at
Amber: He went out soon after the baby was born
Zandra: He’s probably having a sleep somewhere poor thing
Lex: You just don’t wanna see it do you
Zandra: What
Dal: Have you kids seen him
Patsy: No
Lex: Course they haven’t he’s done a runner ya thick heads
Zandra: He can’t have he loves his little baby
Amber: He did go of without a word
Lex: Dumping his girlfriend and brat on us
Ryan: What does he take us for
Dal: He must think we’re a lot of mugs
Zandra: I don’t believe it how could he
Lex: Well if he thinks he can treat us like that he’s got another thing coming
Zandra: What about Trudy fancy going of and leaving her like that
Amber: And who’s gonna be the one to tell her
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