The Tribe season 1 episode 16 script

Salene: Trudy

Trudy: Oh what it's not how it looks, please

Salene: It's not

Trudy: After everything you said to me you little liar, you lied to me

Bray: I don't lie

Trudy: You said there was nothing going on between you and Salene

Bray: There wasn't it just happened a spontaneous spare of the moment thing

Trudy: Don't you dare say it meant nothing

Bray: Look I like Salene and I care about her but I care about you to

Trudy: That suppose to make me feel better is it Bray's little herman i'm lucky enough to be one of his girlies

Bray: Look I can't live this fantasy your creating about us

Trudy: What is so difficult we've got Brady we care about each other what do you want Bray tell me I can be it anything

Bray: What I want is some space and peace and I'm obviously never gonna get it around here

Amber: Hey your up early

Zandra: Things to organize places to go

Amber: You sound like a girl with plans

Zandra: To right man type plans

Amber: I should have guessed so what's Lex in for now then

Zandra: Just a zap of romance it's what's missing in our lives

Amber: And the rest

Zandra: This survival business is all very well but we women need a bit of love and attention at times

Amber: So your gonna bombard him with champagne and roses

Zandra: I'm just planning a cozy candlelit dinner for two whip up something amazing from the food store wear my sexiest number

Amber: I think I get the picture

Zandra: I'll have him whispering sweet nothings in my ear by the end of the evening

Amber: You'll have him hot and bothered more like

Zandra: Fine I can handle Lex

Amber: Me to which makes me wonder

Zandra: What

Amber: Why do you bother

Zandra: We're not all frigid Amber

Chloe: Look what I found in the antique shop

Patsy: We had an atlas like that at school, Miss Jenkins used to make us point and say Paris is the capital of France and Austria's the capital of Holland

Chloe: That's not right it's Amsterdam Austria's a whole different country stupid

Patsy: What's Austria's capital then smarty pants

Chloe: It's, it hasn't got one

Patsy: Course it has all countries have got capitals, Amber

Amber: What

Patsy: Haven't all countries got capitals

Amber: Yes why do you ask

Patsy: Chloe said Austria doesn't have one

Chloe: so what it doesn't matter

Amber: Well Geography's important so we know where we are in the world

Chloe: I know exactly where we are stuck in this stupid mall and I suppose we'll be here forever

Lex: Hiya sexy fancy getting in

Zandra: Now why would I wanna do that

Lex: Warm this cold, cold bed

Zandra: Time you were up anyway

Lex: Says who

Zandra: Can't have our chief of security lying around drooling over Ferrari's

Lex: It's a weird world we live in now before Ferrari's were totally out of reach you had to be a rock star to own one

Zandra: Or go out with one

Lex: Now there's all the Ferrari's you can lay your hand on but no juice

Zandra: Never mind you can still have the things that matter like me

Lex: Depends what you mean by have

Zandra: Lets not get in to that

Lex: Where's the fun in life

Zandra: I can answer that, tonight candlelit dinner for two

Lex: Which two

Zandra: Your a pig

Lex: As invites go I've had better

Zandra: It'll be great your favorite grub food rationing permitting

Lex: Sounds more promising

Zandra: Just you and me alone together

Lex: It's getting better by the minute

Zandra: Do I take that as a yes

Lex: Depends

Zandra: On what

Lex: Whether your gonna wear your feathers and lace

Zandra: You'll just have to wait and see, my place seven thirty and don't be late

Chloe: Up Bob come on lie down Bob, sometimes do you hate it here

Trudy: Yes

Chloe: I do and I hate everyone to except you and Brady, sorry I didn't mean to upset you

Trudy: No it's not you Chloe it's Bray he's gone

Chloe: You mean gone, gone forever

Trudy: I don't know

Chloe: Men aren't good things are they, they always upset you and make you cry

Trudy: The ones I meet do

Chloe: Did you love Bray

Trudy: Do I do love Bray

Chloe: I'm never going to love boys they're to much trouble

Trudy: I wish I'd thought the same way as you

Tai-San: You'll get married very late in life and have three children

Amber: If it's so late when will I get the chance to have three kids

Tai-San: Fate will arrange it for you, you have to trust Amber

Amber: You really believe all this

Tai-San: Most definitely there more things in heaven and earth Horacio than I dreamt of in your philosophy

Amber: Shakespeare Hamlet

Tai-San: You remembered something from school then

Amber: Which is more than can be said for those kids they didn't know what the capital of Austria was

Tai-San: Oops

Amber: So I've been thinking we need to start some lessons

Tai-San: Great idea

Amber: Is that great as in boring or great as in you'll help

Tai-San: You've twisted my arm

Amber: Cool well I'm okay at Maths and English but I'm rubbish at Physics and Chemistry

Tai-San: Forget them

Amber: But they're important

Tai-San: Tell me why

Amber: Well Physics for example Jack's building all sorts of stuff for us to communicate with

Tai-San: All we need to cmununicate is mouths, ears, eyes, heart

Amber: Well fine for in here but what about out there

Tai-San: You've got to learn to deal with present reality Amber right now you and arare all that exists

Amber: Sounds heavy, Tai-San

Tai-San: Yes

Amber: Do you think you can come down of the ether long ougugh to teach the kids they're times tables

Tai-San: I'll try and fit it in between meditations

Amber: Your on

Dal: Trudy do you think Brady needs changing

Trudy: I don't know

Dal: Or maybe she's hungry

Trudy: Maybe

Dal: Trudy what's happened is there anything we can do

Trudy: It's just something Chloe said

Dal: Something Chloe said upset you

Trudy: She asked if Bray had gone, gone like forever

Jack: Well I didn't know he's had gone at all and if he has it's nothing new

Dal: Shut up Jack, he's left you again, did you argue

Trudy: I think I've really done it this time scared him of for good

Dal: I'm sorry

Trudy: I couldn't handle it Dal if he never came back what would I do

Jack: I think the baby's a bit pongy

Dal: Trudy

Jack: I think we better take sprog lit away don't you Dal

Dal: She needs changing

Amber: Like it needs saying

Salene: Why isn't Trudy doing it

Dal: She's sleeping

Amber: You mean she doesn't want to, why not

Dal: She's depressed about Bray

Amber: What's he gone and done now

Dal: He's just gone

Amber: Why they seemed to be getting on really well

Salene: Relationships who can tell

Dal: Anyway we better get going Jack's got a

Jack: Fish to fry

Amber: I am tired of being lumbered with her responsibilities

Salene: It must be hard though

Amber: Why

Salene: Coping with a new born baby and a free spirited guy who doeoesn't know what he wants

Amber: Very sympathetic of you, what do you mean doesn't know what he wants

Salene: Okay I mean who doesn't know who he wants

Amber: You or Trudy what have you done Salene

Salene: It was just one kiss a quick snog I don't know why she's making such a fuss about it

Amber: You kissed Bray

Salene: At Chloe's party we didn't mean to

Amber: That's the most pathetic excuse I've ever heard

Salene: It wasn't an excuse it's a fact and I don't want any lectures tank you

Amber: You realize you could've just crashed the whole group shaky as it is

Salene: Don't be so dramatic Amber guys have dumped girls before and the world survived

Amber: You think he might come back to you then

Salene: If that kiss was anything to go by

Amber: You said it was just one quick snog

Salene: I lied

Zandra: It's amazing what you can do with tuna, tinned beans and mash isn't it

Lex: And I thought I was eating pepperoni pizza

Zandra: Idiot, I'm a women of many talents even if I do say so myself

Lex: You've got a lot babe

Zandra: Go on list them then

Lex: Well you cook you look drop dead sexy and I bet you'd be great in bed

Zandra: Lex don't spoil things

Lex: You know you don't mean that

Zandra: Don't Lex

Lex: I've had enough of this you little tease you know you want it and babe your gonna get it

Zandra: Don't Lex please stop it get of me

Ryan: What are you doing Lex

Lex: Who invited you

Ryan: Get of, get of

Lex: It was her own fault she asked for it

Zandra: Stop it Ryan your strangling him

Ryan: You alright

Zandra: Now how could he

Ryan: I don't know I suppose he got a bit carried away

Zandra: A bit he almost raped me he would have if you hadn't stopped him your a hero

Ryan: Anyone would do the same

Zandra: You saved me Ryan and I'm really truly grateful, one minute we were snogging and next he jumped on me

Salene: What did you expect him to do suggest a game of ludo

Amber: Cut it out Salene can't you see she's still freaked

Zandra: It was so awful I was terrified

Amber: Not half as terrified as Lex will be when I get a hold of him

Zandra: Why what are you gonna do to him

Amber: I haven't figured out something horrible enough yet before he would have been put on trial for assault

Zandra: That's going a bit far isn't it

Amber: He has to to be punished

Zandra: No just forget it please

Amber: Zandra if we let him get away with it what kind of message does that send to the others you want to sleep safe in your bed at night don't you

Zandra: Well yeah but

Amber: But

Zandra: What if it wasn't all his fault

Amber: What do you mean

Zandra: What if I might have been leading him on a tiny bit

Salene: Hard to imagine

Amber: Shut up Salene, so you want him to get away with it

Zandra: I expect he's feeling horribly guilty I'm sure he won't try it again

Tai-San: Lex isn't getting away with it he's really messed up his psychic energy

Salene: Who cares

Tai-San: It's not good for the group bad vibes

Amber: What about Zandra's psychic energy he certainly gave that a bashing

Tai-San: Your right Amber they both need to do something to repair the damage

Zandra: Well I know what I'll be doing staying as far away from him as possible

Tai-San: That's not the answer what you both need is healing communion

Amber: Tai-San's getting weird again what I need is a cup of tea

Salene: Me to

Zandra: So what's healing communion when it's at home

Tai-San: Like marriage

Zandra: You've got to be joking

Tai-San: You won't give him what he wants because your afraid he'll dump you

Zandra: To right he would

Tai-San: Mean while he's so frustrated he's jumping on you

Zandra: Don't remind me

Tai-San: Doesn't marriage solve both problems

Zandra: Well if you put it like that

Tai-San: I'll even perform the ceremony

Zandra: Your serious aren't you

Locos: Priestess power, Priestess power, Priestess power, priestess power,

Ebony: Look get him

Locos: Lets get him

Ryan: You okay now

Zandra: Much better thanks

Ryan: He shouldn't have done it

Zandra: I expect he's hold up somewhere feeling dead guilty

Ryan: Lex

Zandra: Maybe not

Ryan: I brought you this

Zandra: We don't have bath's Ryan but it's a lovely thought I'll keep it for when we do

Ryan: So your single now

Zandra: I suppose so

Ryan: Me to

Zandra: That's right

Ryan: We're both single

Zandra: Yes Ryan

Ryan: I'd take much better care of you than he ever did please Zandra give me a chance

Zandra: You mean us go out together

Ryan: I could make you happy I know I could

Zandra: Your so sweet

Ryan: I didn't wanna be sweet I wanna be like Lex so you'll fancy me

Zandra: No you don't your a far better man than Lex only

Ryan: You don't fancy me

Zandra: I've always gone for the bums it's in my nature if only I could fall for a good guy like you

Ryan: So your saying no

Zandra: I'm saying find a girl that deserves you and I'm really sorry it's not me

Amber: Okay lets try eleven in to one hundred and seventy six, Chloe what do we do first

Chloe: Eleven goes in to seventeen nearly twice

Patsy: Your suppose to say once and six left over

Amber: Well done Patsy come and write that up

Tai-San: What do we do now Paul

Paul: Have some more chocolate

Amber: Paul

Patsy: I know eleven in to the sixty six goes six so the answers sixteen

Chloe: Clever clogs

Patsy: Just because you can't do Maths

Chloe: I could if someone else wasn't always butting in first

Tai-San: Kids this isn't a competition anyway we've all got different talents

Patsy: She's best at sucking her thumb

Chloe: You promised you wouldn't say you promised

Patsy: What's it matter anyway

Amber: it does to her that was unkind

Tai-San: I told you we'd have been better of teaching them about caring and sharing

Chloe: I'm never sharing anything with her

Amber: I think I've gone of this idea in a big way class dismiss

Lex: I'd suppose you've come for an apology

Zandra: That would be nice yes

Lex: Alright I'm sorry but a man can only take so much come on

Zandra: I was only flirting

Lex: Well when it works and I get excited what am I supposed to do

Zandra: Show some restraint and respect

Lex: You should try being a man it's not that easy, you alright

Zandra: Yeah thanks for asking

Lex: I suppose that's it then

Zandra: Not exactly

Lex: You wanna give it another go

Zandra: I want us to get married

Lex: You've gotta be winding me up right

Zandra: No

Lex: How come

Zandra: Tai-San said we'd both be getting what we wanted and it'd be spiritually uplifting

Lex: Oh in that case yeah

Zandra:So what do you say

Lex: I say your completely of your trolly

Ryan: Oh sorry

Zandra: No you stay Ryan I'm out of here

Ryan: You were way out of order you shouldn't treat women like that you

Lex: She just asked me to marry her

Ryan: Not seriously

Lex: Dead

Ryan: But, but there's no one proper to marry you both so it couldn't be real

Lex: Good point, good point

Locos: Get him, get him

Ebony: Tie him up then we'll have some fun

Lex: About this wedding

Zandra: What about it

Lex: Shall we ask Ryan to be the best man

Salene: You certainly got up on the right side of the bed this morning

Zandra: Well it's not everyday you get

Salene: Get what

Zandra: Nothing I promised I wouldn't say

Salene: You are such a tease, sorry that wasn't very tactful not after what you've just been through

Zandra: Oh that's all history

Salene: You certainly forgive and forget pretty quickly

Zandra: Neither actually I took a different approach

Salene: You kneed him in the whatsits

Zandra: I asked him to marry me oh I've told you now

Salene: You what

Zandra: I'm getting married Salene

Salene: What's the catch

Zandra: I don't know what your on about

Salene: I'm on about why

Zandra: Simple Lex and I love each other and want to tie the knot Tai-San's gonna do it

Salene: We're talking the same Lex here the one who ignores you and puts you down and has been known to attack you

Zandra: But that was before we were committed

Salene: You think just because Tai-San's gonna perform some wacky ceremony the guys gonna change

Zandra: It won't be wacky and Lex wouldn't be doing it if he wasn't serious

Salene: So when's the big day

Zandra: Soon as I've got a dress sorted out

Dal: I'm worried about her she's just lying there

Jack: You think she's broken up for good with Bray

Ryan: Relationships who needs them

Chloe: Bray shouldn't keep going of like that anyway he should be a good dad

Ryan: He's not the dad

Chloe: Well a good pretend dad then

Salene: You'll never guess what I've just been told

Jack: Give up what

Salene: Although it was in confidence

Amber: Well keep it that way then

Salene: I can't Zandra and Lex are getting hitched

Amber: They're what

Tai-San: So she took my advice

Amber: This was your idea

Tai-San: She gets her wedding ring he gets his oats

Amber: For a spiritual person you can be amazingly corse

Tai-San: I prefer to call it being grounded

Jack: She needs her head examined I always thought she had a screw loose

Dal: She does love him

Amber: Yeah but he doesn't know the meaning of the word

Salene: The scary thing is she thinks it's gonna change Lex

Dal: Only a knock on the head with a large hammer would change Lex

Amber: And will it mean anything if you do the ceremony

Tai-San: Thanks a bunch

Amber: You know what I mean your not qualified

Tai-San: Your looking to the past again Amber things have changed we are making new rules we're whatever we want to be

Zandra: Hi gang you'll never believe what I'm doing

Locos: Who's the tough guy now

Ebony: Stop, go I need to talk to him alone, I've seen you with Zoot and I wanna know where he is you will answer me because if you don't I'll let the boys have they're fun